The Art of Talking to Listeners
perhaps we should think about this logically,
cause if you don't like a problem then maybe
you should do something to fix it, huh?
okay so, nobody listens to you, right?
perhaps we should think about other things
that nobody ever listens to, and then maybe
we can draw some conclusions, right?
nobody ever listens to liars
cause what they say is never true
nobody ever listens to people who can't speak
cause actually they don't say anything
nobody ever listens to my whole answering machine
cause its too long, and they've already heard it
nobody ever listens to my advice to watch "company" on DVD
well, too bad for them cause they're missing out
you never listen to me when i tell you to wake up
which is why i had to vanquish you, pillowhead
nobody ever listens to our apartment doorbell ringer
cause that would mean they'd have to get up and answer it
well, don't you see the pattern?
if you don't, here are some helpful hints:
stop trying to talk to me during the interesting commercials
lets just both enjoy them in silence
stop trying to talk to me without first asking permission
we all know thats just rude
stop trying to talk to me about only you, you, you
talk about me or rihanna (take your pick)
haha, don't worry you don't have to say thank you
just think of me everytime someone finally listens
:D